Scumpy 22.7

Colder than two frozen socks full of ice left in the deep freeze for four hours. Global warming? Maybe in the northern hemisphere at this time of year. Fucking 3 degrees when i got up this morning. Now im back in this cold room. Curtains drawn, trying to think of a good way to mix orange juice and lighter fluid, create a homemade version of napalm. Shut these birds up tweeting in the backyard. Not really.

Aussie motorcycle ledged with funny name Casey Stoner has won the British Moto GP, Donington circuit in 44 minutes 44.982 seconds this morning. Whole six seconds clear of Italian sounding name Italian Valentino Rossi. So we are still the greatest sporting heroes on the planet. Sell you some salt for your wounds there. (link) Don't look at his wikipedia page though. Whoever uploaded that photo has issues.

Morning talk show radio isn't as good in the mornings as it is in the evenings. Sorry ABC. Nightlife is good. Early Mornings is good. But anything after that is not very good. Can you please make it good-er for us good people auntie?

Really not thinking about the holiday issue whist a bird that sounds like a mobile phone ring tone keeps making noise outside this window. Miss Firetail got really cold on me the other night. In order to make this happen, certain things must be arranged beforehand. She's worried i cannot live up to the task. Just watch this then.


Who likes kava then, and Apple's new faster 'Iphone3G' is about to hit the shelf's in Australia for the first time, after we didn't get to purchase the original. Recently it has been announced that Telstra CEO Sol Trujillo has agreed that the company will sell and manage network coverage for the new iPhone, but at a cost. Other mobile phone networks such as Optus and Vodaphone will also provide network coverage.
Many people are sceptical about the new mobile device. The iPhone can store up to 16GB of songs, pictures, videos and contact lists. Unfortunately though the battery is hard wired into the circuit board, like an iPod. Buyers are complaining that they still want a removable battery, so that can throw it at there dog when they are barking loudly. Recently a press release from the 'Society of sleeping people that throws objects at noisy dogs' urged people to petition Apples Steve Jobs, and force him to include a removable battery in his products. Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters spoke to Steve Jobs recently in a dark alley. "There is no need to be concerned about the battery status. It has been found that you can recharge the battery up to 5000 times, but you will need to buy a new computer to run the iTunes software". Reporters then began asking why users have to download software instead of receiving iTunes on a cd-rom, but he walked away.

Cell phone battery enthusiast Joe Tessbv, from Crete, runs a small battery trading business on Brisbane's Southside. "Most old mobile phone batteries are ideal for recycling when worn out. They can be melted down to make new batteries, or sold second hand as a dog discipline projectiles.

Excellent if your dog keeps barking while you are trying to sleep". Telstra is trying to deter people from buying older phones that aren't an iPhone.

With all new iPhones sold, they will come with a built in ultra-sonic ring tone that will deter your dog from barking, thus saving you the hassle of throwing something at your dog when your trying to sleep. - scumpy

Big Brother broadcast on the TEN Network in Australia. A money scamming business where cameras film people in 'reality situations' whist locked in house and forced to do stupid activities.
People then call a premium phone line and vote for who they don't want in the house. Then judges decide from these phone calls who gets kicked from the show.
In the end, the last person left wins a million dollars, a record contract with Sony for one song, and a toaster. Having never watched the show, it is now running into its eight season.

Today's dodgy product review is the Coleman 'Traveller 3 CV'. If i didn't have to go in and buy this for a camping trip at Tentworld in Toowoomba, i wouldn't have been forced to listen to the mouth breather sales girl. Reciting every action that has happen on this backward show while my new debit card locks up the eftpos and she has to put a call over the phone into management.

I don't care that some bitch I've never heard of tells the other bloke in the spa that her pet budgie died and she's really upset. Just fix the fucking eftpos there, i wanna get back down the range and have a beer. Haven't opened the box yet, but it looks like a beauty tent though.