Michael Hutchins eat your fucking heart out. Space monkey, or the choking game, has made international headlines recently after news on the BBC that more and more teen people are killing themselves participating in this odd activity. Self asphyxiating or having someone choke you to the point of unconscious while having sex is suppose to heighten enjoyment.

 Unfortunately for such a cheap thrill people are ending with oxygen starvation and as retards. Like Anna Coren. Rules of the game are simple, the last person to stay conscience wins, depending what sort of variation. Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters spoke to Doctor Phenergan Whittle from the University of Antarctica. 

"Our findings S team have just ended a routine 10 year trial on newborn kittens. Data results indicate applying pressure on the carotid artery for long periods, the main artery to the brain, can give a brief but dangerous rush". 
He continues, "The vagus nerve, one of the main control nerves from the brain to the heart, runs almost directly parallel along the neck of most animals including humans. When compressing the signals sent via this nerve, it can lead to a bad condition known as Asystole. This is a type of heart attack that is extremely hard to treat. We are going to begin a 15 year trial on puppies next"

After the RSPCA stormed the Doctors office, reporters went and talked to Sir Belmont Fornikite, a specialist brothel owner in Brisbane's Fortitude valley. "There have been many news reports on the dangers of erotic asphyxiation. Many people are silly enough to do it without the right protection, and come to places like this one to experience the sensation with sexy girls". Reporters were indeed stunned at the number of people coming into Sir Belmonts Brothel. A person waiting who didnt want to be named suggested "The half Russian/Icelandic bird with the big tits is the best at it. Now where am i again?" 

Currently a mobile phone video of Marilyn Monroe has surfaced. It shows her playing the choking game with an unseen man where she faints and knocks over the caviar dish. Along with some attractive German ladies shitting and spewing all over themselves. And that one with that girl in the gimp mask getting her clit zapped with the cattle prod. Technology is dirty.