" As a born and bred Australian, most of what is called 'rude' language is like the water off a ducks proverbial back. For a long time i thought this is how the rest of the world operates, until they started bleeping audio in the media. After that , saying words expressing a very very nice day or the way a man treats a woman in the back of a ute will forever been under threat ." Said the bloke in centerlink. So how bad is bad language anyway? Insane urine soaked man on park bench news looked into the issue.

Reporters went to the University of Hebel, and spoke too Professor Gwen Clitoris.
"The swear word has been around ever since the spoken word was invented years ago. But as languages develop and are changing all the time, who is to tell what may or not be appropriate use of vocal cords." She says, and continued to say that in the other languages, some words are used freely. Like in Austria, when referring to a little village. Or when buying a bred of dog from Japan.Although, when saying these words in English while getting some maccas ordering a cheeseburger, then spilling coke everywhere, will get you thrown out of the shop reporters found.

So has censorship gone to politically correct in Australia? Walking into a video rental, looking at the classifications, one said 'Rated PG - Mild themes '. Government people, what is mild themes? Does it contain someone walking into a supermarket and buying Old El Paso Taco sauce. What will happen when we cant do that? Because the word taco will be deemed offensive and will have to be renamed 'curved hard corn product'.