England were upset about the number of spectators not disrupting play at the Gabba, and we will win the next test by three hundred and ninety eight runs, because i know these things. Apart from that , recent news of this Christmas season of the Ashes test in Sydney. Cricket Australia has been questioned into allegations of using budda statues to enhance game play. Members from the National Selection Panel told reporters of budda statues placed in specific locations to correct Feng Shui on the field. Giving an unfair advantage. Reporter for insane urine soaked man on park bench news chloroformed some security and broke into Merv Hughe's mansion somewhere for a chat. "You reckon we would use imaginary powers on the pitch. We're just great cricket players", he said twirling his tash, before punching out cold our reporter.After bail. Reporters went to Amitabha Vairocana, an Irish woman who collects and makes buddas. "If positioned the correct way, a beneficial action is suspect. Sir Norman Foster, designer of Hong kong bank Headquarters spent millions facing the HSBC building towards water" So there you have it. Buddas look relaxed and so does our win over England. Eat lamb tacos this Christmas.