Every time you hop on a train you see it on your journey, was well as in public toilets, and on the occasional old persons gopher. Yes, Graffiti is everywhere. And Public councils are powerless to stop it. Spending millions to remove graffiti. Until now.

In a shock move to home owners , MPs have scraped all Graffiti legislation and have adopted an open minded decision to Graffiti, allowing artists to spray ' Paint ' over every brick surface they can find. Brick home owners are up in arms over the law, but artists could not be happier.

Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters spoke with some local Graffiti artists, asking what the change means to them." Its Grouse " explains Whitlam Hagred, a local Graffiti artist " I can spray Whitlam Hagred in big letters all over brick walls because of this. Now where my spiff ? "

Local brick home owners spoke to our reporters saying that the council is just trying to palm off responsibility over cleanups. As indicates Betty Draig " We have to clean up Graffiti now off of our own walls. Its disgusting " The Graffiti first party has now been created and will run a bill through parliament to see that Graffiti is only applied to useless things. Like Ford motor vehicles....