Think the aerials fucked. And Channel Nine and there dilemmas continue to keep happening with yet another television personality so called 'Quitting' the network. Veteran journalist legendary Ray Martin left the broadcaster recently and is looking for work. This hasn't been anything new. After converting from Channel Ten, Jessica Rowe was given her marching orders after less than a year. People have been talking about this issue in popular press for a long time now. Many inside sources say that management is terrible. A popular Radio host suggested that since Channel Nine have no good programming on at all, nobody watches it. Others say that the network boss David Gyngell couldn't handle the pressure when private satellite television became cheap enough for most households. Conspiracy theorists have also weighed into the argument, suggesting that the broadcast spectrum used by the network is interfering with total reliable wireless broadband rollout in Australia.With the federal Government slowly congesting the frequency and pushing TV signals out. 

Deciding to find out the real reason behind this, 1nsane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters dressed up as Catriona Rowntree and infiltrated Channel Nines main studio in Melbourne. Shockingly, the whole studio was full of Pirates with big beards and birds on there shoulders. All the floor staff were shackled on really long chains while Tracy Grimshaw was suspended in a cage hanging from the ceiling. She was let out for only half an hour to host 'A Current Affair' then put back in.

Suddenly a man with a wooden arm pointed at the reporters and said 'Ye not Catriona Rowntree, ya scurvy scoundrel' and began yelling to the Pirates in one corner of the studio to stop cutting up whale meat and attack. Three reporters died in the incident. Police and the military have been devising a plan to rescue Catriona Rowntree , but not Tracy Grimshaw, and the remaining TV hosts from the studio. They decided it wasn't worth the effort and promptly went down the road, ordered some Eagle boys pizza and hired a dvd from the video shop instead.