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11th February 2004

Terrible and embarrassing news for the Ford motor group yesterday at the opening of the Brisbane international motor show. Soon after displaying there newest concept vehicle at the main stage, it suddenly fell to bits.Fortunately,nobody was hurt.

An engineer visiting the show explained to our reporters saying 'It was weird.A few minutes after the curtain opened,the headlight fell out and smashed on the ground.A few seconds later the tyres deflated and suspension gave way.Finally all the body work let go and fell on the ground in a loud smash, leaving the car's chassis bare,slightly smoking.'

After the incident, a spokesman of the company appeared with a worried look and said 'Look away, nothing to see here'.Then began crying.Police and motor vehicle experts are looking into the cause of the mishap.

Three days following the show, the motor group issued this statement to international press.'The concept car will need further research before production can begin'.They also asked people who have purchased any vehicle made by Ford in the last thirty years to take it into a mechanic for major repairs.

J*Scumpy 2001 - 2008