Recently in selected areas around the globe the deadly M5h1 virus, commonly known as Bird flu has broken out. Many of these countries and others are throwing a lot of time and effort into eradicating this disease , as it has the potential to become a world wide pandemic, some think. The Hiv-aids virus is like playschool to M5h1. With this disease all you have to do is live with a carrier and in under a month your dead. Unlike Aids, where you have to bonk an infected woman silly, then wait three years to find out if you got it. Mabey. Some fanatical types are worried this may only be the tip of the iceberg in a long line of really nasty viruses that will continue to appear this century. Insane reporters gained access into a highly secure government laboratory somehow and talked to one of the leading people looking into this thingy.

" Many diseases are bad, but some are worse than others. For example the Clx -3gb strain of virus, or rotating kidney disorder disease, has the ability to make kidneys turn inside out by means of a substance abstinence from a form of alcohol barley and can only be found in the Swiss alps ." Said Amsterdam's MD in charge health, Doctor Egean smoffintoken, who started talking about large numbers and chemical based words which reporters didn't understand.

After going back to the library and looking up the words on the notes taken from the interview, reporters discovered one of the more interesting diseases described from the doctor. One called XeS4 - e3 , or Quite vision syndrome as he described it. Carried by air and highly contagious, the virus enters its way into the human bloodstream through eyes and interferes with optical sensors in the brain, causing the carrier to see naked hot women pillowfighting in there field of vision twenty four hours a day. After a week you develop blindness and fall into a deep coma which you cannot be waken up from.. Although only two people worldwide have this disease, there are thousands of test subjects willing to be injected with the virus for scientists to look for a cure. Insane urine soaked man on park bench news hopes they dont.