Its been around for years and many hardcore internet users around the world either like it or despise it, depending on if you have gotten one of those bad reviews by some obnoxious person who got the shits when you sent there dodgy cd rom game in a paper package instead of a box. Yes, the website in question, Ebay has this week reached a new low by offering a man from Wollongong in Sydney to sell his life on the service. The term buy and sell practically anything is indeed true when (Real Name) Nicael Holt, 24, listed an add on Ebay posting 'New life for sale!!'

Rules with various conditions, including the use of his name and all his worldly possessions came with the purchase. With the bidding starting at $5 dollars, and finishing up at $7500, 1nsane urine soaked man on park bench reckons he was ripped off with the sale. Nicael Holt is planning to make a documentary cinema feature with the proceeds. 7 and a half thousand wont do it. Reporters looked up on the current price of super 35mm film used in Panavision Genesis HD camera. The one that most producers use to make motion pictures. Equipment starts at $100,000+, with film running at an equivalent after edit of 2 dollars a frame. Probley. Somehow wishing to contribute to young Holt's film fund, reporters created a fake user name on Ebay and added the listing 'Supercarpet!!' featuring an ad with a webcam photograph of the carpet in my room. Then the listing.

"Would you like an Original sample of Scumpys room carpet for your own. Each one meter squared section of carpet contains invaluable history. Including hair from dog, cleaned up vomit from Scumpys 'off the rail' mishaps, stub marks from cigarette trying to find the ashtray in darkness, sperm and other fluids, and spilt leaf and tip with tobacco. The first 2 items sent will receive personal snotty nose wipe from Scumpy on carpet."  "Limit of items-6" "Starting bid $2". There were no bids on Ebay. Disappointed, reporters then went to the Sunday markets...