I am , you are, we are Australian, but our boss is in America. Yes, recent predictable news of the Queensland and Northern territory air service or QANTAS being sold off to overseas interest this moment. With Telstra half sold, and the Japanese owning most of the mines up north, there's not much else the government has left to sell. Which is why a backbencher nobody's ever heard of has put forward an idea to start selling the lesser, more unknown companies.
Reporters for insane urine soaked man on park bench news spoke to the man spearheading the idea, Grant barstard MP. "Since everyone's doing the right thing on the roads and taxes, our government cant afford mini silver forks for our caviar". He continues "To raise more revenue, we are going to sell small companies, such as Eagle boys".
Even though this onslaught of exporting aussie made has increased unemployment, some people could not be happier. Local smack seller Klask Norgta, from Russia dribbled "Now since AusMetal has outsourced all there work to India, i've got lots more time to watch Rage. And deal". Welfare and Voluntary groups are extremely upset about this discussion from government, and sent a letter to Grant asking him to lose some weight and lay off the caviar.