As Christmas and New Year end in 2004, Everyone in Australia is getting ready for the year that is , 2005. But what will happen in the New Year that has not happened last year?
Reporters for Insane urine soaked man on park bench decided to hire the local fortune teller/accountant Tracy Leadbetter, to give us a description of what we would be getting up too in 2005.

'It will be a good year for people,' Tracy explained  'And could see the start of many great things for the Australian public'.  Reporters asked Tracy about the recent lack of Doctors in the country areas of Australia, and the lack of Open bathrooms at Petrol stations. Where you have to get a key at the counter, thereby contaminating your hands with other peoples non-washed-probably hands, contracting an exotic disease because they didn't wash there hands after a shite.

Giving a blank stare, Tracy Leadbetter suggested asking her about the future resulting from the largest recorded earthquake and the lethal tsunamis that followed in India and Indonesia. Reporters left soon after that.
So there you have it, we still don't know if they'll get rid of the stupid key to open toilets at petrol stations in 2005. Have a good year in 2005 everyone.