Wha, its time ta get up already. Turn that squeaking bird off that's outside the window. Go make me a fucking coffee. Reports of websites not getting updated for the new year have been hot topic in the old newspaper that's wrapping my chips yesterday. 
Recent 1nsane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters couldn't be bothered to get on the net through there hungover state, and just went back to bed. Eventually making a hearty breakfast of fried eggs, bacon, tomato and onion with fresh chips, rump steak with Diane sauce. Including four slabs of cut bread with vegemite upon spread were potato salad and coleslaw and two litters of coffee, reporters began online at 4 pm. 
They discovered a total of up to 47 percent of websites have not been updated for the new year of two thousand and eight. People have been shocked at the fact that there findings were published online. Shocking still, it has been found that the amount of websites that did publish for the new year were lacking most of there main features for the month, or have been changed altogether. Some websites reviewed just used large pictures and filler words to fill up space.
All data on servers worldwide have been making an effort to correct the problem. Google has been forced by the Australian government to update there list of websites every ten minutes. This will be beneficial for all the internet usage that will be used on Australia day this year. While a man sitting at a desk on top of the Sydney harbor bridge in Sydney might tell us we should eat lamb this Australia day, which is one of the most downloaded videos on the net. Did you hear that that heath ledger bloke who played the poofter cowboy in that poxy movie died there corgi. What's his name again.