Who likes kava then, and Apple's new faster 'Iphone3G' is about to hit the shelf's in Australia for the first time, after we didn't get to purchase the original. Recently it has been announced that Telstra CEO Sol Trujillo has agreed that the company will sell and manage network coverage for the new iPhone, but at a cost. Other mobile phone networks such as Optus and Vodaphone will also provide network coverage.

Many people are sceptical about the new mobile device. The iPhone can store up to 16GB of songs, pictures, videos and contact lists. Unfortunately though the battery is hard wired into the circuit board, like an iPod. Buyers are complaining that they still want a removable battery, so that can throw it at there dog when they are barking loudly.

Recently a press release from the 'Society of sleeping people that throws objects at noisy dogs' urged people to petition Apples Steve Jobs, and force him to include a removable battery in his products. Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters spoke to Steve Jobs recently in a dark alley. 

"There is no need to be concerned about the battery status. It has been found that you can recharge the battery up to 5000 times, but you will need to buy a new computer to run the iTunes software". 
Reporters then began asking why users have to download software instead of receiving iTunes on a cd-rom, but he walked away.

Cell phone battery enthusiast Joe Tessbv, from Crete, runs a small battery trading business on Brisbane's Southside. "Most old mobile phone batteries are ideal for recycling when worn out. They can be melted down to make new batteries, or sold second hand as a dog discipline projectiles. 
Excellent if your dog keeps barking while you are trying to sleep". Telstra is trying to deter people from buying older phones that aren't an iPhone.

With all new iPhones sold, they will come with a built in ultra-sonic ring tone that will deter your dog from barking, thus saving you the hassle of throwing something at your dog when your trying to sleep. - scumpy