Should of done what my mum always told me to. And breaking news last week of the evil fast food conglomerate McDonalds removing there official sponsorship from the upcoming Olympic games. Head chairman of McDonalds corporation, Wrightt Pratt, has expressed disgust at the Chinese people, as they are are demanding rice by served in there restaurants. With soy sauce.

Several 'Tiananmen square' type protests have been reported by international media agencies, with franchises being burnt down or robbed, although reports are only shown heavily censored. People reckon the damage is a lot worse. Organizers are now calling other fast food giants to now fill the void of lost funds and advertising revenue.

Kentucky fried pidgin chicken CEO Gregg Dedrick was interviewed by insane urine soaked man on park bench news. "Im extremely happy with the outcome of the protests. We can now print 'official sponsor' on all our packaging". When asked about the fact the restaurant would have to supply rice with soy sauce he replied "... great, where short on new food ideas since those (McDonalds) bastards keep inventing new meals".

Beef producers across the globe are outraged that McDonalds has made this decision. Large freaky slaughtermen with knifes told dodgy channel seven 'today tonight' news reporters to "Fuck rice. It takes less water to grow a fucking cow then grow that maggot looking grain. Plus a knacked cow makes more shit than you can imagine. Car seat covers, Dog food, garden fertilizer, hamburger patties. All rice makes is fucking rice".

Tibet fast food outlets were unavailable for comment about the Olympic sponsorship issue.