Never go without a metal umbrella in Ergonad, because it rains mixed nuts. Situated in North-east Western Australia, Ergonad has been raining mixed nuts for decades. Scientists from the public bar in Ergonad suggested the unusual weather patterns are blamed on El nino effect." Although its terrible for Roof tilers, Panelbeaters are rubbing there hands together everytime it gets overcast. Now where's me whiskey?" said Prof. Winestine.

Its not all good news though. The town has to have water brought by train, as lack of Real rain falls. Also, Back in 1999, some old man was found dead after getting caught outside in one of the worst mixed nut storms in Ergonad's history. Local septic tank cleaner, Lotus Fernman, gives reporters a description. "I'd just gotten out of the ground when cashew's started raining. By the time the truck was packed, it was bucketing down almonds and wasn't letting up. I had to stay inside the cab all night smelling of shite to avoid being knocked out."

Other people of Ergonad have bad tales about the nutstorm. Expected , international nut companies have grown around the region, supplying mixed nuts at home and abroad, but are thinking of leaving during the recent drought in Au. Nutcatchers inc. Chairman , Dalfaht Rechsalm, from Mongolia, spoke to reporters yesterday 'The nuts just aren't falling. Stockholders should not worry about this downturn". Politicians have met up with local businesses of Ergonad, and talks are now underway about a nut relief package, expected to be implemented in 2030 probably ...