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Speaking of games, women playing mind games on people has been on the increase since the start of the year. Reports of the sharks failed marriage, Britney Spears going nuts, and the price of gold going to break through the AU$1000 mark means that the female gender have become a burden to associate with. Mind games are nothing new of course, women have been manipulating men's brains since the dawn of time. Pondering why this is so, 1nsane urine soaked man on park bench reporters spoke to Rabbi Krustofski from Germany. The Jewish version of an Anglican priest. "In any scripture produced in any faith whether it be Hindu, Islamic, Christian, Buddhist, Anglican or other. It is told to be on your guard around women" he said. He continued to remind reporters of the fact that God is a man, and males still need women to reproduce so the message of the creator can be past on to the next generation. Reporters soon left after the Rabbi started looking weirdly at a young boy, and went and talked to an Atheist.

Speaking on a lecture of 'why everything sucks' at the university of Brisbane, reporters interviewed the renegade Professor Dave Cromer, also just known as 'Steve'. He suggested that women have evolved with damaged brains leading to a puppy like state where they beg for what they want, like puppies. Prof Cromer explains.
"In the stone age the human race had to populate the earth otherwise the human species would not have persisted. Males realizing this, tore down large branches from things called trees. Using spatial skills, men carved these branches into primitive clubs with sharp stones. When a potential woman was found to be suitable, stone aged man rendered the female unconscious with a blow to the head with the primate weapon. The stone age man would then drag the female by the hair to a private spot and reproduce". Professor Dave believes that this potential brain damage caused by banging women on the head over millions of years have caused the puppy like state, causing men over the years to feel bad from all the necessary reproduction that had to be done. He go so far to suggest this could be the route of depression in our society. 

The solution came when men who were sick of women that couldn't be knocked out and didn't enjoy bonding found that there arm can reach down to there male organ. Self gratification was born. It wasn't until millennia later that the Pornographic or 'Adult' magazines were printed in large numbers, making men free of female mind games somewhat. These magazines contain tips to control the female gender, which is good advice. The bad thing of cause is the practices that are unnatural sometimes found in these magazines. To people like that, it is suggested that you indeed court a female, and watch her freak out at your behavior. If you are normal like most people, your can just go to a prostitute to get your rocks off. That's the reason why there there. Females of that kind do not play mind games. They just fuck you and your bank account, which is what the profession acquires. And don't turn into a queer or scientologist. Your chances of reproduction turn to zero then.