| May
2nd 2007
The humble gaming console has been pretty much an instant hit in homes
since its inception in 1972. 'Video' games were around much earlier
though, with Thomas T. Goldsmith Jr. and Estle Ray Mann making the first
electronic game, an analog missile simulator in 1942.
It wasn't until a company called Magnavox released the Magnavox
Odyssey, the first television gaming system, as well as one of the
most all time ported, hacked and remade games, Pong. Not long after this
people started to create and write better interactive environments of
play. One with an infamous history, Atari, made millions with there
console, the Atari 2600.
1983 was a dark year for Atari and most gaming enthusiasts. A massive
crash of the video gaming industry occurred, mostly due to competition
from other consoles at the time eg. Colecovision
and Mattel
Intellivision. Also the number of utterly shit games in that era.
Ataris 2600's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial cartridges were buried in a
massive landfill
at New Mexico, because they were just that bad. It was voted the worst
game in history. In later years Atari created systems such as the Jaguar
and the Lynx, the
first handheld colour gaming system. But eventually internal arguments
within management and poor sales lead to the demise of Atari Corp. They
are still a software developer though, with games like Driver.
A breath of fresh air came when Famicom or Nintendo in the west, made the
first 8-bit console, the Nintendo
Entertainment system late in 1983. Over 50 million systems were sold,
bringing the world Mario, Final Fantasy and Donkey Kong. A few years later
the second generation console war had begun. Sega with its 8-bit Master
System console was released in 1986. Alex the kid was Sega's main
character and the Master System had slightly better graphics, which was
one of the units main selling points.
Both company's plus many others updated to 16-bit systems in 1990.
Nintendo released the Super
Nintendo Entertainment System. Sega released the Mega
Drive and dumped the main hero Alex for a spikey hedgehog called
Sonic. During that year, the Neo
Geo 32-bit system from SNK was released in Japan and almost nowhere
else. It was far superior than anything the world had seen and was made by
the programmers that bought us Streetfighter as well as the awesome Metal
Slug series. Unfortunately, it faded into obscurity. Amiga's
CD32 met the same fate.
Between 1994 and 1996 company's released 64-bit consoles. And we saw the
switch from cartridge to true cd-rom driven units. Although Nintendo
stayed cartridge' ed with its Nintendo
64, consoles such as the new Sony
Playstation entered the market with its cd-rom drive. The end of Sega
as a hardware maker happened during this time. In the form of the disaster
that was Sega Saturn
and also the Sega
Dreamcast. Many well know games were to be ported to the system, but
lost ground from the incredible sales of Sonys Playstation console and
programmers switching company's.
1999/2000 bought us Sony's Playstation
version two and Nintendo's Gamecube.
Being able to watch DVD movies was a huge sales pitch with the PS2, as
stand alone DVD players were still considered expensive for the home
market. It was around this time that software giant Microsoft released its
Xbox console. As well as
having DVD playing ability's, it contained a hard drive, where the user
could save game info and even upload in-game music to the machine.
Latest generation consoles include Sonys
Playstation version three, the Xbox
360, and Nintendo's Wii
system with its freaky control device. The so called newest feature to
these seventh generation consoles is broadband web access, where the user
can go online and interact with other players. This is nothing new of
course. Older systems had Modem add-on devices, including the Sega Mega
Drive and NES. It was very expensive, but players could download games and
post messages on a bulletin board just like with todays best selling
consoles.
Some 30 years later, we ask what will be the next development? Many
people say that "They will buy a computer when it can suck them
off". Indeed, many company's have made a fortune from adult games in
the form of H-games,
Adult programs and other sex code. So could it be the next logical step in
the gaming world?
Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters recently learnt
Nintendo have made a cock attachment to its next future gaming console
rumored to be called the GameBoxx720. Users can stick there dick in a
device and play erotic games with other people through its wireless
network. There is a female accessary available as well.
Sony has struck back in the gaming market with a similar product they are
testing, Codenamed the FuckStation, shareholders of both companies believe
this could be a good investment for there portfolio.
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