Hands up who has seen that movie Armageddon, with that bald bloke Bruce in it , there. Well you want to wish that be true, cause a big rock is coming to earth. In 2029 or abouts. So when your drunk and passed out on the ground looking up towards the north sky in ten years, you can shit yourself by staring at impending doom. The 320 meter wide asteroid Apophis is about to hit somewhere in Europe this millennium. Mabey. And not many people know about it.

Scientist from some universities astronomy section of astronomy are worried that Apophis will cause the earth to return to Nuclear winter. Which means people cant enjoy sun dried tomatoes on pizzas anymore. Tomato farmers around Australia are angry at the asteroids destructive properties. Local tomato farmer, Mrs ching box fuk , from asialand, talked to reporters. " We will be forced to grow tasteless, hydroponic tomatoes under lights. And dry them in ovens. Which means all the tomatoes on our pizzas will be not sun dried. And there wont be pizzas."

On the upside many people are very much looking forward to this catastrophe of global proportions. As nuclear winter can be really cold, Clothing companies such as billabong are waiting to cash in on this. With new designer clothing lines such as the seven inch thick jumper with built in heater, and socks that are the size of boots, people are buying now to avoid the inflation. If any.