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November 21st 2005

Christmas is back for the year 2005. End of year of mid decade, and people buying bricks to renovate over the holiday season have be forced to undergo stringent anti terrorist checkups.The authorities are worried bricks are going to be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

Businesses that trade in bricks and other rock like product now must keep there bricks under lock and key. Also , large ASIO guards, that don't sit, guard storefronts, always on the lookout  searching for weapons of mass destruction. "Its gone crazy!" says Abele da Flugenmier, a backpacker on visa who works at a brick store, "There are cameras and guards all over the place looking for weapons of mass destruction. For some reason."

Many members of public council are worried people with brick homes could turn there residents into weapons of mass destruction, so the new law requiring all brick homes to be demolished will be coming into affect as of next week.

J*Scumpy 2001 - 2008