Kangaroos are small and mussel when young. As the blessed care for tragic 'roos, greedy Vets are reaping the reward. Vets are known to care for animals as well as some humans, but unlike humans , vets are leaving there profession to become lawyers.Animals are getting sick while Vets start new lawsuits on there own made up laws. Including, not washing animals at least twice a week, feeding them dirt as you are so broke and can afford the 'Leading' brand of animal feed worth one hundred and twenty two dollars. Also skinning them and roasting there meat on the barbecue of will also get you into hot water. Unless in China.Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters managed to catch an interview with Vet Dr Minestrone, who recently became a lawyer after 29 years of Veterinarian practice. 'Yes, many people are taking there animals to Vets, but vets dont want to service these creatures he said.' Many animals are designed to tolerate the rock ground he continues, 'also, bad weather and the occasional spin in the washing machine, but, putting you baby turtle into the 14th hole on the golf course is wrong'.Scumpy reporters are upset that vets are not going into the hospital system ,which needs real doctors in the bush. And although they are becoming lawyers, we all know real doctors were once vetenerian students. the waiting lists are still the same though. ( eh? editor)