Dirt tastes nice, and news yesterday of a massive food container shortage situated in well know brands of outlets as well as smaller shops and businesses. The company providing devices use to hold food products, Smp, has gone into liquidation. Managers of restaurants across the country are furious about the package shortage. Many have been seen leaving Chinese shops with Mongolian lamb served in soggy newspapers. Insane urine soaked man on park bench news reporters interviewed Michael O'Hare, a Chinese man from India. 'All i can do is put the fried rice in there hands. Then they cant eat it because there hands are full'.

The registered trademark company of McDonalds workers have been putting there (ham)burgures straight in three of them brown paper bags with the chips called fries. Walking over to the ice cream machine and pouring a healthy amount of that onto the contents, then finish by pouring the coke all over the top. A large colourful sign warns that 'this temporary measure of McDonalds packaging is only temporary'. The young thing serving the reporter assures him of this fact. She is told to say that slogan to every customer by management.

As usual, the government has stepped in to sort of help the containerless outbreak epidemic. Taiwan has sent a shipment of food containers by military aircraft to an air force base in Sydney. Large breasted female pilots have then been delivering these crates to major city's around Australia. Owners of small restaurants in areas around the country have been complaining that the major food outlets were the first to get the packaging. The government assures that the small business owners will receive there serve of serving equipment shortly, later next year. Maybe.