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2007 Dodgy product review
Homer simpson says alcohol is, the cause of and
solution to all of life's problems Because im back off the wagon and
today's dodgy product review is the blokes who run alcohol distribution in
qld. Yes, LiquorLand. Heres a question your likely to see on that stupid
game show with the briefcases. What painter from the 19th century while
drinking Absinthe was rumoured he hacked his ear off ?
Absinthe,
the toxic green yummy liquid of which ive only sampled once. Travelling to
a major city i could not locate a *very* expensive bottle of the stuff for
Easter. Walking and looking in every bottleo, drivethrough and cellar of
Brisbane, a genuine bottle of Absinthe they didn't have. Disgustingly
even, some licencie's hadn't heard of the stuff? To the executives
of liqorland, start stocking this 88% content grog immediately. The real
stuff, not the synthetic mix. People have a right to this drink.Was Van
Gogh by the way.
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