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April 2007 Dodgy product review

Homer simpson says alcohol is, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems Because im back off the wagon and today's dodgy product review is the blokes who run alcohol distribution in qld. Yes, LiquorLand. Heres a question your likely to see on that stupid game show with the briefcases. What painter from the 19th century while drinking Absinthe was rumoured he hacked his ear off ?
Absinthe, the toxic green yummy liquid of which ive only sampled once. Travelling to a major city i could not locate a *very* expensive bottle of the stuff for Easter. Walking and looking in every bottleo, drivethrough and cellar of Brisbane, a genuine bottle of Absinthe they didn't have. Disgustingly even, some licencie's hadn't heard of the stuff?  To the executives of liqorland, start stocking this 88% content grog immediately. The real stuff, not the synthetic mix. People have a right to this drink.Was Van Gogh by the way.

J*Scumpy 2001 - 2008