Todays dodgy product is that rooster down the back of the house. After what i thought would be a good investment by buying a rooster, then getting it to get it on with me laying hens to produce little baby chicks, the damn thing just sits around crowing all day. 2 pm in the afternoon, the thing just started screaming at the top of its lungs. Now, it doesn't know as soon as i finish throwing this on the page, im gunna go down there and jump all over it. What about a nice quite goldfish instead?